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(WARNING: Contains vore and gas so if you don’t like, flee for your life) “Sir, there’s a fire in an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town. Reports of men in black and red uniforms hanging around the premises.” “Harley.” Batman muttered. “Thanks, Penny-One. Send me the coordinates.” “Right away sir.” Came Alfred’s reply. Batman quickly turned the Batmobile around. “Batman, I think I can handle this one.” A voice said over the radio. “No, Tim. You can’t do this alone.” “Come on! You know every attempt Harley has made since the Joke

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Name: Maria Martinet {No pic because I can’t draw for shit. Feel free to draw if you want and I may use it} Age: 21 Height: 5’9 Weight: 308, but can and often will exceed that Hair: Brown Eyes: Green Skin: White Occupation: Babysitter Physical attributes: Large round belly, 55 inch booty, E-cup breasts. Nationality: American, but her ancestors hail from Italy Preferred outfit: Green belly shirt reading NOM!, shorts that are “a little” too small, glasses Bio: Kind, sweet, and hungry are words that could be used to describe Maria. She can be gluttonous if she really feels like it, but not always. All her life she has bee