[Warning! Fat fetishes and gas ahead. All ye who do not wish to see it run for the Highlands!]
It had been a rough few months for Ellie since her brother Scooter had sacrificed himself for his friends on a mission to infiltrate Helios. Though they had had their differences throughout the years, they were best friends. She remembered back when they were younger and he taught her the basics of fixing an engine. It of course exploded and burned down half of a bandit camp, but it was a fond memory just the same. Since she heard the news from Scooter’s crush Fiona, she had been in a deep depression. To cope with her loss, she did what she always did when she felt down. Eat. In two short months she went from her already large 300 pound body to a whopping 450 pounds. Her mother Moxxi had come down from Sanctuary to check up on her in her shop in the Dust, and was shocked to see her at such a weight. Normally she would have tried to convince her to lose the weight like she always did, but her sadness caused her to allow it to go unmentioned. Ellie appreciated that. Another week had gone by, and Ellie had begun to contemplate her life. No guy had ever shown any interest in her, but Scooter in a weird way that shall not be discussed. All of the Vault Hunters she flirted with during their quest to defeat Handsome Jack had been unfruitful. She knew that some human companionship might help fill the hole in her life that Scooter had left. But she knew that would never happen. It seemed no man on Pandora took any interest into women of her size. She would just have to suck it up for now and continue working.
“Aw dammit.” Max uttered as his technical came to a slow halt. “Why can’t bandits take better care of their stuff. I just stole this like an hour ago and it’s already dead.” Max was a man who had left Opportunity after the death of Jack and the fall of Hyperion that fateful day when Helios fell from the sky. His whole family had been killed by bandits when he was young, and he had wandered his way to the Hyperion settlement in its early stages. Now that Hyperion seemed to be a thing of the past, Opportunity would lose its protection and with that, it would be easy pickings for bandits. He left with a bit of food, a Conference Call he looted off of the corpse of a high ranking engineer, and his only friend he had ever had, a Loader Bot called V4R-N3R he had tampered with to gain full sentience.
“We could always walk.” V4R-N3R said.
“That’s what I was afraid of.” Max responded. “Goddammit. We’re in the middle of the Dust and those bandits could come for us any minute. Hey V4R-N3R, search your database for any places we can get this thing fixed that won’t result in us getting dismembered.”
“Searching now. *ding* Ellie’s Garage. An extension of Scooter’s Catch-a-Ride. It’s located about half of a mile from our current location. Judging by the customer reviews we have only a 32% chance of being dismembered.”
“Oh well that’s… Comforting.” Max said a little nervous.
They trekked on, Max walking, while V4R-N3R pushed the bandit technical along. 15 minutes and 7 dead spiderants later, and they arrived. “Man this place is kind of a dump. There’s scrap metal and skag crap everywhere.” Max exclaimed.
“Agreed. My sensors indicate there to be at least 4 de- 5 dead bodies buried in that pile alone.” V4R-N3R pointed at a large pile of trash. Max laughed nervously. The garage doors were open so Max stepped in.
“Hello? Is this Ellie’s Garage? We could use some help with our car.” He shouted looking around.
“Well hey cutie. You need your car fixed?” A voice said off to his right. Max turned to see a woman in an orange shirt and overalls, which seemed quite tight as she was HUGE. She was a good six inches shorter than Max, but that didn’t stop her from having monumentally large boobs. Each had to be double G cups if those were even things, Max wasn’t sure, which rested upon a large, round belly that stuck out 2 feet in front of her, jiggly love-handles hung over the sides of her overalls.Her hips were extra wide and her whole body jiggled with each step she took. She was the most beautiful woman Max had ever seen. “What’s the matter sweetheart? Skag got your tongue?” She said. Max then realised he had been staring, wide-mouthed, for at least a minute.
“I’m model V4R-N3R and this is Max. Our means of transportation has been compromised and needs immediate mending.” V4R-N3R spoke for Max.
“Y-yup. What he said.” Max stuttered not taking his eyes off of her. He noticed a little black heart tattoo near her cleavage which looked almost like a nice soft ravine of fluffy- he quickly snapped out of his trance when she said, “Well you’ve come to the right place. I think. Many of those words I did not catch but I see a broken car so I think I understand. Bandit technicals are my specialty.” She said smiling. “Wait a minute.” She said drawing a large revolver from between her boobs. “I see that Hyperion logo on your shirt. And that’s a Hyperion Loader. Are you some kinda’ Neo-Handsome Jack Nut?”
“N-no! We abandoned Opportunity a l-long time ago. No ties to Hyperion at all.”
“Oh well good. Now let’s see what we can do fer ride here.” She pushed the gun back into her large cleavage.
“Wow. That’s impressive.” Max thought to himself. “Wonder what else she could fit in those-” He was interrupted by V4R-N3R.
“Scans indicate a broken axle, two flat tires, a faulty engine, and a faulty gearbox.” He said.
“True. But ya missed the overheated radiator in that there scan.”
“Damn. She obviously knows her cars.” Max thought.
“She stole my thunder. Not cool.” V4R-N3R said aside to Max.
“Well sit on down sugar and let me get to work.” Max sat in a chair and watched as she opened the hood. She bent over to reach deep into the inner workings of the car, giving Max a wonderful view of her ample posterior, held tight by her overalls.
“Hey Varn, how much do you think she weighs?” Max whispered.
“Four hundred and sixty five pounds easy.” V4R-N3R said a little too loud. Ellie looked over her shoulder at Max with an interested look on her face. Max looked angrily over at V4R-N3R.
“What?” He asked. Ellie giggled. She then proceeded to bend back over, even further than before. Max was really enjoying this visit, and was surprised to hear a loud ripping sound. Ellie’s overalls had split right down the middle, revealing her crack for all, or at least Max, to see. He sat gaping, drooling a bit, at the sight.
“Sh-she doesn’t have on panties.” He thought to himself.
V4R-N3R, using the signal from the cybernetics in Max’s brain, standard issue for all Opportunity residents, he spoke aloud Max’s thoughts: “Dat ass.” Max looked over at him and mouthed, “What the hell man?” V4R-N3R shrugged. Ellie blushed.
“Whoops. Seems like I’ve ripped my overalls. Again. Guess I didn’t do as good a job fixin’ it as I thought.” She said playfully. She then bent all the way down, splitting them further, revealing even more of her ample ass. She glanced at Max, whose expression resembled that of an anime character, nose lightly bleeding.
“Um… I’m going to step outside.” V4R-N3R said as he stepped out and closed the garage doors.
“So sweet thang. Like what ya’ see?” Ellie asked, still bent over.
“Uh-I-oh-ech.” Was all he could muster. Ellie stood up straight and approached him.
“Shhh.” She placed her finger on his lips. She then proceeded to turn around and sit in his lap. Her bare ass right on Max’s crotch. Max was in heaven. Sure, he was in immense pain from having roughly 465 pounds dropped on him, but he loved it. She shifted weight a bit back and forth, giggling all the while. She then stood up and removed said overalls entirely. Max got a full look at her backside which was three and a half feet wide and wobbling wildly. She turned around, to expose her large belly, falling down to her mid thigh, covering her naughty bits. It looked so soft, so smooth, so jiggly. She then, slowly removed her orange top. Her gigantic breasts flopped down onto her belly, sending shock waves throughout her body. They were even bigger than Max had once thought. They hung stuck out farther than even her fat midriff, which was saying a lot. She approached Max slowly and seductively. She plopped back down in his lap, this time facing him, her belly enveloping his, her breasts on his shoulders, his head in her cleavage.
“Mmmf mmmm.” Max tried to speak. He pulled his head out a bit so that he could speak.
“Well that escalated quickly. I mean that got really intense really fast.” Ellie then realised what she was doing. She merely noticed a dude staring at her ass, and now she was naked on top of him. Maybe she was turning out like her mom. But she hadn’t felt even the slightest of love from a man in years, and she believed that this could be the beginning of something beautiful. He hadn’t run, or pulled a weapon, or called her a whale, or performed some strange haiku before becoming invisible. He had stayed and gawked and currently looked like he couldn’t breathe he was so happy. Or maybe that was just him being crushed under her weight.
“You okay sweetie?” She asked.
“Yeah-... F-fine.” He said, sounding a little weak. “If I may…” he said as he slowly began rubbing her large belly.
“Mmm that’s the stuff. Keep it up.” She said moaning a bit. Her belly felt like dough in his hands. He had never felt anything quite so soft in all his life. He was enveloped in a sea of flesh and he never wanted to leave. He continued stroking her belly.
“Oh that’s nice. That feels- *BUUUURRAAAPPP*” She burped right in his face. He stopped rubbing for a second, smiled, then continued with even more intensity. “Oh he’s a keeper.” Ellie thought. “Do ya’- *hic* do ya’ treat all girls as good as this *braaap*”
“I haven’t really enjoyed the company of women much in my life. Mostly due to Hyperion’s strict curfew regulations. And never have I seen a woman as large and as beautiful as you Ellie.”
“Aw shucks. You’re real sweet. I could just eat you up.” Max genuinely believed that. Max moved on to her ass, a hand on each cheek, rubbing in a circular motion. “Oh Lord that’s nice.” This went on for a while, then Max gave one of her cheeks a slap. *PPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTT* a loud fart erupted from immediately after. “Oh, I am so sorry. I-” Ellie began. But Max silenced her with a kiss. They embraced and suddenly a sharp snap was heard as the chair they were sitting in collapsed sending Max and Ellie to the floor. Ellie was laying on top Max as they both laughed at their misfortune. “Well this is a nice position we are currently in.” Ellie pointed out.
“I agree.” Max replied. “Shall we?” Max asked.
“We *BBAAAARRRRUUUPPPP* Heh. ‘Scuse me. We shall.”
Outside, V4R-N3R sat quietly on the concrete ground. He heard a few moans, heavy breathing, burps, farts, and the occasional “Yeehaw.”
“I guess I’ll just… Sit uncomfortably out here. I want no part in that insanity.”